Pretty Heckin' Website is not a satire
Every website should look like this and any which do not conform should be removed from the internet with extreme prejudice.
But on a more serious note, minding these standard HTML patterns can help make your webpages more accessible and functional. With considerate usage of CSS and conservative usage of Vanilla JS, you can also serve that data with minimal overhead. Finally, by utilizing a static site framework like Hugo, you can create durable templates for your content and serve it in diverse forms, spending less time coding and more time creating.